Lavy Lemonade
A Lemonade Hard seltzer with Lavender and kiss of sweetness
We’ve got some Hard Lemonade for sale! And look at that color! That beautiful, natural color comes from the use of an insane amount of lavender pods that we use to brew a ginormous, fresh batch of lavender tea, that then gets blended with our lemonade-style seltzer. It drinks pretty balanced, with the acidity and sweetness hitting at just the right level, and then a soft tannic hit of dryness from the lavender. Enjoy straight out of the can, or pour over ice. Also legit with a dram of Old Tom Gin.
5.0% ABV
Pierre's Paloma
A Paloma-Style Hard Seltzer
Inspired by the Paloma cocktail, Pierre has been hard at work these last few months trying to create the most perfect version of this yummo refresher using only the purest ingredients. Pink grapefruit juice, lots of grapefruit zest, and cane sugar come together with just the right amount of booze, acidity, and richness for that perfect sip of vacation vibes. You can enjoy this one at our spot, or take home cans to enjoy at yours. Served with a 'lil ice and a fresh grapefruit wheel.
6.0% ABV
Summer G&T ‘26
A Gin & Tonic-style Hard Seltzer
Conditioned on a bed of fresh spruce tips, and then hit with a dab of cane sugar sweetness, lime, tangerine, juniper, and quinine so that this thing sing songs of Suuuuuuumer! Not your classic G&T, where the juniper jumps out of the glass, but instead that juniper nestles in with those others ingredients as a compliment to create something more contemporary and oh so refreshing. Served over ice with a lime wheel.
12.0% ABV
The Fishbowl of Youth
A Collab w/ Brujos // A Planters Punch-Inspired Hard Seltzer w/ Citrus & Yummo Spices
The story? We got together with the Crafter Of Spells™️ himself to search for what some would call “the glass that could not be found”. We didn’t even know where the heck to start, so we searched through every ruin, sunken ship, and even those caves with all the booby traps in them from Indiana Jones, until we discovered….THE FISHBOWL OF YOUTH!!! As legend goes, those who drink from the Fishbowl shall immediately be like 10 years younger and waaaaaaay cooler. Ps. The legend is true!
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What exactly is it? We started with our very own Rum Wash that we made from scratch for this one, which is a fermentation of raw cane sugar and molasses, but with no distillation. From there, we added plenty of grapefruit and lime, and then went heavy on the spices via allspice and a little cherry bark. Some other little bits and pieces are in there too, but we like to call all those the secretsssssssss.
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How’s it taste? Well, we’re excited to report…that it’s exactly what we wanted!!! It tastes just like a Planter’s Punch, which is a cocktail of rum, lime, allspice dram, and bitters. Ours is wonderfully strong, citrus forward, with a heavy spice hit that lingers in the finish.
15.0% ABV
Michelada
House-made Light Beer w/ Homemade Miche Mix (Contains Shellfish)
Oh...you came here looking for a description? So sorry Pally...you've just gotta know, ya know? Kidding! Our Michi Mix is crafted from scratch in house and served with one of our yummo light beers over ice & rimmed with secret blend of chili salt. (CONTAINS SHELLFISH)
3.5% ABV
Aggressive Eye Contact
A Golden Rye Lager
A Golden Rye Lager
Even though we called this one what we called it, there’s nothing aggressive about it! Just a wonderfully simple beer that shows off the German rye malt in a medium-bodied Helles-type lager, that’s got just enough oomph in it to make you stay for a few. Tasting notes? Not a sweet beer, but sniff and sips of fresh made biscuits, honey, bread dough, and dab of white pepper.
4.7% ABV
Modern Traditions
A Bavarian-Style Hefeweizen
This Bavarian-style Wheat Beer uses all German ingredients, except for the water, and is kept unfined and unfiltered. The yummo flavorful yeast strain that we use during fermentation creates insane amounts of banana smoothie vibes to this one, and really makes this one go ahhhhhhhh!
5.0% ABV
Flying South
Mexican-Style Lager
If you're looking for those Modelo vibes, without all the skunkiness, we've got you! This crusher hits light and easy, with a subtle sweetness that pairs perfectly with a lil fresh squeeze of lime.
5.0% ABV
When the Soul Speaks
Italian-Style Pilsner w/ Aramis
5.2% ABV
Another Shot In the Arm
New Zealand Style Pale Ale
New Zealand-style Pale Ale w/ NZH-109
Not to be confused with our previous release, A Shot In The Arm using NZH-106, this one is the same base beer, but then hit with NZH-109. A pretty special new hop varietal out of @nzhopsltd ’s Bract Brewing Program. Used throughout the brew and also at dry hop, to give us a snapshot of what it’s all about. Tasting notes? Real big on the passion fruit, with lychee, and some zesty citrus. Super fun!
5.5% ABV
That Nelson Kief
A DDH West Coast IPA w/ Nelson Kief
Our pals at @freestylehops in New Zealand have this concentrated lupulin liquid, that in many ways is similar to high quality cannabis kief, and is made at sub zero temperatures using kief from a super dope lot of Nelson hops. We used that baddie, along with a whole bunch of our hand selected Nelson pellets, within one of our super clean California IPA's. The result is super yummo with super bright kiwi, pineapple, diesel, and green grapes.
6.5% ABV
Citra!!! (It's What We Like Here)
DDH West Coast IPA w/ 100% Citra
Went back to the drawing board on this one, amped up the hops, increased the intensity, doubled up the whirlpool and the dry hopping! Showcasing Citra hops loud and clear here, we feel like it’s well seen and understood in all its glory here. Flavor profile? Think lychee, mango flesh, and orange blossoms.
7.2% ABV
Lost In My Kaleidoscope
DDH Hazy IPA w/ Citra, Motueka, Riwaka, & Peacharine
Get yourself lost in all of the colors of flavor that comes through in this can. Milky yellow and wonderfully opaque, this one got power housed with Citra, and some of the best New Zealand heavy hitters all you little juice Pallys™️ could ask for. Tasting notes? Watermelon Agua Fresca, passion fruit sorbet, Strawberry Surf Rider, purple, orange, yellow, red…..
7.0% ABV
Super Smellsville
DDH Hazy IPA w/ Peacharine, Nelson, & Fruity Terps
7.0% ABV
Just One Thing...Citra
DDH Hazy DIPA w/ 100% Citra Hops
It’s our little series of beers highlighting the extremes of one single hop variety, double dry hopped to overload the senses with all of what it is. Our hand-selected lot of Citra from Yakima Valley hits with a flavor profile of Orange Sherbet, Dole Whip soft serve, fresh grand daddy purple, mandarin zest and those vanilla frosting vibes that I can’t get enough of.
8.7% ABV
Below the Clouds
Dry Irish-Style Stout on Nitro
We looooooooove trying to split the G so much, we made our own version of it! Grab your favorite pals and see who can gulp just the right amount to hit the right spot below the clouds on this beautiful new rainbow glass. What about the beer? Well, It's a draught only option that's a tribute to a certain from the bestest cold/wet island, pours black in color, has a legit tan foamer of a head, and it is wonderfully easy to drink. Pairs perfectly with good times and rad vibes. Can you drink below the clouds?
4.2% ABV
It's Always Midnight In Papa's Backyard
A Bamberg-Style Smoked Dark Lager
A Bamberg-Style Smoked Dark Lager
I’m not sure how much his neighbors appreciate this, but if you know Papa, you know how much he loooooves bbq’n at midnight. So here’s a beer to celebrate! Utilizing a range of unique German grown malts, this one features roasted rye malt, wheat smoked with oak, and malted barley smoked with beechwood, all on a bed of floor malted dark pilsner malt. We use just enough hops to balance it out, and lager to bring it all together. Tasting notes? The smoke vibes are noticeable in the sniffs, and pair wonderfully with the milk chocolate and graham cracker vibes in each sip. A liter worthy lager, with a dab of richness mid palate, and enough grip and roast bite to balance. Stoked on this one.
5.0% ABV
Shhhhhh...This Is Ryan's Award Winning Brown Ale
English-Style Brown Ale
Our 2023 Gold Medal winning brown ale is nothing new, as it's a style that's been around for ages, but we get really excited about the classics too! Ryan Field’s famous recipe put the focus of this beer all in the blend of toasted and caramelized malted barleys from our pals across the pond at @simpsonsmalt. Lightly hopped, just enough to create balance, and smooooooth. Flavor notes? Think caramel sauce, toasty bread, and malty tea.
5.5% ABV
On the Wagon
A Non-Alcoholic Mexican Inspired Lager
If you're on the wagon and looking for a suuuuuuuper clean, easy drinking lager that pairs perfectly with a fresh squeeze of lime, you've come to the right place! Brewed with a blend of Corn, Pilsner Malt, and Noble hops, we kept things extra easy by keeping the alcohol out of this one. Sooooo drink it here, or take it to go!
0.4% ABV
N/A Lavy Lemonade
A Sparkling Non-Alcoholic Lemon Seltzer w/ Lavender & a Kiss of Sweetness // 21+
A Sparkiling Non-Alcoholic Lemon Seltzer w/ Lavender & a Kiss Of Sweetness
Everyone's favorite seltzer kicks off 2026 with a N/A twist! We took the recipe you know and love, and changed as little as possible for this special offering. We turned the abv down to 0.4% but kept the Lavy, the Lemmy, and of course, the purple way up at 100. And look at that color! Same as with the OG Lavy recipe, that beautiful natural color comes from the use of an insane amount of lavender pods that we use to brew a ginormous, fresh batch of lavender tea. That then gets blended with a N/A version of our lemonade-style seltzer. It drinks pretty balanced, with the acidity and sweetness hitting at just the right level, and then a soft tannic hit of dryness from the lavender. Enjoy straight out of the can, or pour over ice.
0.4% ABV
Safety Jacket
A Non-Alcoholic West Coast IPA w/ Mosaic // 21+
Whether it’s your normal thing, or a new thing, this NA offering should check a box that you’ve been seeking if ya miss sip’n on West Coast IPA’s! Only clocking in at point four percent, we worked our lil buns off to make an IPA that is beautifully clear, wonderfully bitter, and full of hoppy aromas and flavor! Tasting notes? Think cactus cooler, zesty citrus, and lots of super fresh Mary Jane.
0.4% ABV
Athletic Upside Dawn Golden
Non-Alcoholic - Blonde / Golden Ale
Refreshing, clean, balanced, light-bodied. Aromas subtle with floral and earthy notes. Brewed with premium organic malts from US & Germany along with combo of English and traditional American hops to the golden ale style. 50 Calories.
0.5% ABV
Athletic Run Wild IPA
Non-Alcoholic - IPA
The ultimate session-able IPA. Brewed with a blend of Northwest hops with Citra and Mosaic at the forefront. Body of premium organic malts from US & Germany. Subtle yet complex malt profile.
0.5% ABV
Athletic Free Wave Hazy IPA
Non-Alcoholic - IPA
Our Free Wave Hazy IPA is meant for the open road. Whether you’re cruising the Pacific Coast Highway in a convertible or tracing your way up the coast on your bike, our Free Wave doesn’t cut corners. This mouth watering IPA is loaded with Amarillo, Citra, and Mosaic hops.
0.5% ABV
Sodas
Coke // Diet Coke // Sprite // Dr. Pepper