Lavy Lemonade
A Spiked Sparkling Lemon Water w/ Lavender and a Kiss of Sweetness
We’ve got some Hard Lemonade for sale! And look at that color! That beautiful, natural color comes from the use of an insane amount of lavender pods that we use to brew a ginormous, fresh batch of lavender tea, that then gets blended with our lemonade-style seltzer. It drinks pretty balanced, with the acidity and sweetness hitting at just the right level, and then a soft tannic hit of dryness from the lavender. Enjoy straight out of the can, or pour over ice. Also legit with a dram of Old Tom Gin.
5.0% ABV
Pierre's Paloma
Fizzy Paloma-Style Hard Seltzer
Inspired by the Paloma cocktail, Pierre has been hard at work these last few months trying to create the most perfect version of this yummo refresher using only the purest ingredients. Pink grapefruit juice, lots of grapefruit zest, and cane sugar come together with just the right amount of booze, acidity, and richness for that perfect sip of vacation vibes. You can enjoy this one at our spot, or take home cans to enjoy at yours. Served with a 'lil ice and a fresh grapefruit wheel.
6.0% ABV
Cheeky's Chai
A Chai Spiced Hard Seltzer Served w/ Ice & Whip Cream
Cheeky’s Chai // A Chai Spiced Hard Seltzer, 8.0% abv
Whether you’re looking for a lil spice in your cup, or possibly your life, it’s that time of year and we got youuuuuuuu! Introducing our made-from-scratch Chai!!! Utilizing the yummo-est blend of black teas, cinnamon, ginger, cardamom, clove, and black pepper (aka REAL INGREDIENTS) for what some would call a Black Masala Chai, meaning dairy free. That said, the way we’re serving it here at The Cheek™️, is cold over ice, with a fluffy cloud of whipped cream and a dusting of grated nutmeg. For those that want something hot, you’ll need to do this at home for now, but this thing is also delish served hot in a mug with that same whipped cream and spice treatment. Excited for this one! Come drink a cold one with us. ?
8.0% ABV
Fall G&T '26
A Gin & Tonic Inspired Hard Seltzer
For this season’s G&T, we brought in a range of botanicals, more than ever, to continue to build upon our own contemporary version of a Gin and Tonic! Using orange peel, lemon peel, cinnamon, pink peppercorns, juniper berries, coriander, spruce tips, orris root, licorice root, and quassia root, to give us something that’s bright and warm, strong and intense, and lovingly dangerous as our season is changing. Poured over ice, and finished with fresh orange zest and a yummo spray of our own making... for a lil top note of aromatics. Draft Only.
12.0% ABV
Good For Morale
Our Finest Czech-Style Pilsner w/ Saaz
We brewers are our happiest when we can take our time making a lager that we’re all stoked to drink. Using a mix of floor malted pilsner malt, Saaz hops from the motherland, a lager yeast that helps express the maltiness of the beer, and spund’d to create tiny bubbles of carbonation. Compared to German Pils, you’ll find this a bit richer and fuller, with a dab of mid palate sweetness that pairs well with the fine bitterness you can expect from this type of beer. Tasting notes? Think doughy bread, alpine herbs, and a lil honey.
4.6% ABV
Objectively Superior
A Dry California Lager w/ a kiss of Tangier Hops
A wonderfully delicate lager, that dips its toe into the pilsner category with its snappy dryness and hop aromatics, without going too heavy on all the hop bitterness you’d expect from a pilsner. Tasting notes? So easy drinking, and refreshing, with a bit of orange blossom in the nose and palate.
4.6% ABV
Odd Number of Rows
A Mexican-Style Corn Lager
Whoa, another Mexican-style Lager…?! We know, it’s awesome, right?! This one is still crushable like our others, and gets hit with, like, a daaaaash more sweetness along with some yummo corn, which is why we’re calling it a “Corn Lager” (and the beer name references how to plant corn!). Oh, and it still pairs nicely with a lil fresh squeeze of lime, bb!
4.8% ABV
American Bier
American Helles Lager made w/ California Barley & Oregon Hallertau
Been dreaming about this one for a hot minute! You know we love trying to recreate the classics, via ingredients straight from the source, but we’ve been so truly impressed with some of the things being pulled from our own backyard lately, that we couldn’t pass ‘em up. We took the German-grown malt and hops from our Munich-style lager, and switched ‘em out for Admiral’s Cali grown Pilsner malt, and some of Goschie Farm’s Hallertau. We love the result! The malt shows through in aroma and flavor with this insane fresh bread quality, with the hops creating just the right level of bitterness to make it sing “oooooooooooh!”
5.2% ABV
Michelada
For Those Who Know...
Oh...you came here looking for a description? So sorry Pally...you've just gotta know, ya know? Kidding! Our Michi Mix is crafted from scratch in house and served with one of our yummo light beers over ice & rimmed with a secret blend of chili salt.
3.9% ABV
Pallyfornia
West Coast Pils w/ Mosaic, Rakau & Taiheke
Welcome to Pallyfornia, my Pallys™!!! For this one, we put a lot of attention into creating a wonderfully dry drinking experience, much like what you could experience with German Pils with it’s snappy bitterness, but with all the hop expression you would expect from the West Coast (best coast?)! Using our fresh lot of Mosaic (currently from the great @perraultfarms ) and a couple New Zealand wonders (from @freestylefarms ). Tasting notes: Think kiwi, lychee, blueberry, and the Devil’s Lettuce.
5.0% ABV
DDH Nelson In This Economy?!?
DDH West Coast Pilsner w/ 100% Nelson
We plus’d this one up with the DDH treatment… IN THIS ECONOMY!? A fools errand for sure, but we couldn’t help ourselves! Using a mix of Nelson T90, Nelson Cryo, and Nelson Hop Kief to bring this one up to all the hop saturated levels that we can’t get enough of. Tasting notes? Think Kiwi, fresh lemongrass, diesel, passionfruit, and maui wowee.
5.4% ABV
Happily Deceased
West Coast IPA w/ Mosaic & Nelson
We took our West Coast IPA is Dead recipe, lightened up the color, and switched hops over to Mosaic and Nelson. Super punchy on the aromatics, with some well rounded bitterness and lots of ripe mango, Riesling, and that cotton candy pixie dust that Connor Casey loves so much!
7.2% ABV
The Danger Is What Makes It Good
DDH West Coast IPA w/ 100% Cryo Fresh Krush
This one uses Cryo Fresh Krush, which are hops that are picked fresh, kept wet (no drying), and go straight into the cryogenic process to concentrate all of the yummo hop oils that we’re after. The hops are kept frozen, so us brewers can make a Fresh Hop Beer year around, with remarkably close results to hops that are picked and used straight from the field. Tasting notes? This one is intense! Rainbow sherbet, POG juice, grapefruit oils, and a linger of the devil’s lettuce. Pretty dang fun, and—dare we say—dangerous beer.
7.0% ABV
Citra!!! (It's What We Like Here)
DDH California IPA w/ Citra, Cita Cryo & Citra Hyperboost
Went back to the drawing board on this one, amped up the hops, increased the intensity, doubled up the whirlpool and the dry hopping! Showcasing Citra hops loud and clear here, we feel like it’s well seen and understood in all its glory here. Flavor profile? Think lychee, mango flesh, and orange blossoms.
7.2% ABV
The End Is Just the Beginning
West Coast IPA w/ Strata, Mosiac, & Ekuanot
Showcasing the lighter color we associate with our California IPA's, this beer is all about that satisfyingly clean bitterness, it’s lean body, and that “rock concert cannabis” vibe that Jim, of @indiehops fame, loves so much, but mixed with some bright strawberry aromatics too.
7.2% ABV
Super Ultra Sooo Wild
DDH Hazy w/ Citra & Fruit Terps
DDH Hazy IPA w/ Fruit Terpenes, Citra, Peacharine, & Motueka,
Soooo Santa came early this year and gifted us some new Fruit Terps to play with… and oh boy have we been loving the results! This juicy banger has even MORE fruity flavors that you could ever ask for! Waves of ripe pineapple, grapefruit peel and passionfruit juice take reigns of the aroma. Meanwhile, our good friend Citra brings pleasant bitterness and invites his pallys Peacharine and Motueka to fill out this tropical party! It’s like… OH SOOOO YUMMO!!!
7.0% ABV
The Other Side of the Prism
DDH Hazy DIPA w/ Citra, Nelson, Krush & Motueka
What is the other side of the prism like? Well well well, let us tell ya Pally. It’s like a party full of disco balls, confetti, & colors so vibrant it’s like they’re high-fiving your eyeballs! The perfect mix of super awesome with just a dash of “let’s get weird”. This thing shines bright with notes of Pineapple Poundcake, Rainbow Sherbet, & Fruit Loop Cereal Milk that will have you seeing sounds, tasting colors, and wondering what planet you’re on (in the best way)
8.5% ABV
A Date With the Night
Nitro English-Style Dark Mild
A Date With The Night // A Nitro English-style Dark Mild. Our appreciation for classic English beer styles comes from our visits to their lovely pubs, and drinking these beers hand-pulled on cask, which of course means pint after pint after pint. They have been some of the most sessionable beers we’ve ever had! This one uses all the lovely malted, caramelized, and roasted barleys from our good good pals at @simpsonsmalt to achieve the most authentic-ness we can, along with an English yeast that adds a bit more stone fruit to this one. Tasting notes? Lots of malty vibes throughout, with a dab of milk chocolate, nuttiness, and English breakfast tea. For you true Cask enthusiasts, drink at 50f.
4.0% ABV
Holiday In Berlin
A Berliner-style Weisse w/ Cranberry & Orange
A real fruit pleasure to treat yourself with this holiday season, from your favoritist company of parakeets! Using pureed cranberries and orange oils with a wonderfully tart, sessionable, dry, and bubbly, deep rich red wheat beer! This one drinks juicy, with a dab of necessary mid palate sweetness that cleans up in the finish with a lovely tartness. We dig the play between the orange and cranberry here, where both are front and center.
4.0% ABV
Puncheon Project: Calamansi & Grapefruit
A Barrel Fermented Mixed Culture Sour Ale
Hitting you with another draft only release from our lil sour beer program out of the Rage Cave™️! Each batch is fermented in large French oak barrels and left to mature for our house yeast and bacteria culture to create a depth of flavor that can be treasured in each sniff and sip. The Calamansi and Grapefruit are added second, and allowed to ferment until wonderfully dry. The whole batch is then keg conditioned, allowing this third fermentation to carbonate the beer and develop delicious depth over the course of 6 months. The result? A refreshing acidity that melds well with a soft tannin profile that fills it out. The citrus is front and center in its lovely aromatics and palate, while still allowing the mixed culture character to come through. Draft only.
5.0% ABV